showing off a tiny dick.

How to show off a tiny dick (to its best potential) Sony Digital DSLR, photography by Paul Walrus

When a model's endowment is less-than average, salvage what you've invested.

-mention you are documenting intact or circ'd cocks, [some guys really don't even know what that means!]
-Mention you are documenting that 1/2 of men are Smaller than average, that his is a perfect example of the "local demographic".
-offer booze. Fully disclose yeah, their dork will sometimes show. a. Show them release, BEFORE the session, and b. Also the Cash (disclose amount, usually between $60 to $120) for standard model fee paid at end of 1 hour session, only after RELEASE is signed.
If they're up for it, and your pockets are deep enough, you might go for a second hour, or add video work.

[Guys/Girls Gone Wild get them drunk, and  shoot video, and pay $300, per person showing tits or peckers. They include a 24 hour chance to renig on the contract...by Giving back the money. [Insert awkward call to parents here]

 ●●IF your model Balks TO SIGN, tell them any pics so far will never be published, but you have to use a computer to extract the files from camera without damaging other pics on the camera's Card. (Hey, you can still jack off to them, right?)

Assure you won't sell the to-be-deleted pics, to any major print publications, or potential sites the model may appear.●●●

-Still interested, Follow model close as beer passes, to supportively chat, distract, and show him your camera. Hell, even snap a shot of him pissin' if he's chatty. 

Show him how his dick looks on camera.

The following Photos by Paul Walrus/Sony DSLR in and around Ft. WORTH TX


1. Find a suitable subject.
As the Longhorn bench reveals, we are in a Texas Large City Amtrak station.
"You ever fantasized about posing nude for an art class?"
"I'm traveling state to state, taking pics of horndogs, you want represent Texas?"

"What'chall do? (Listen as he responds,) "I'm a student"

"Who Me? Oh, I take a few pics of this and that."

2.Offer hospitality, over beers, mention you are a budoir photographer. Disclose exactly what your doing.

3. Follow to the pisser, and again, see what he is working with. SHIT! He is not hung, nor uncut! Gotta move in/Zoom in, to show that cock.
4.Show him getting his hands in the way when someone is trying to see...Only makes it look even smaller!


5.  Tell him TO ALWAYS SEEK URINALS (minimal aiming needed,) pull out both BALLS, and keep hands, belts, clothes, back, out of the way.
(Any pecker-peekers are going to be so impressed they saw more than they bargained for, they will automatically assume you're average, or bigger than them, no matter how much of it they can actually see. 
Plus, they know dicks usually get bigger, when hard.


BINGO! now you get the most show, for your Modeling fee bucks!

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